Monthly Archives: April 2006

Joe Frazier Combos

Here’s a promo for the upcoming Ducketts Murda “Punch Out” music video! Having trouble with the player? Here’s the link to the page.

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My Friend Goo Says "P.U.!"

Consider this a filler episode, if you will. I recently watched the Lupin the Third live-action movie. If you want to check out my full story, be my guest! Expect some new Slamm Dunk covers soon. for now, I appropriately … Continue reading

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The Anatomy of an Instruction Manual

This post is for the countless product designers in the game industry that read my blog, so the rest of you can just sit back and watch a concise tutorial in action. We all know TV game instruction manuals are … Continue reading

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This Here Gay Malone

The spammer name of the day goes to my good friend “Gay Malone,” who was trying to sell me all sorts of things classified under such broad categories as “1856, Einstein, penis, zeppelin, etc.” Thank you, Gay Malone. Let me … Continue reading

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Rusted Guns of Milan

If I were a huge lying douchebag, I’d say that the Silent Hill games don’t scare the hell out of me. Unfortunately, I’m not and they do. I never did beat the third game, and it’s been sitting on my … Continue reading

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Nemesis Shout-out

Typing that subject line makes me hate today’s rappers even more. Everyone’s shouting out God and Jesus and their “moms” and what-not, but they never deliver boastful WWF-circa-1987 speeches towards their arch-nemeses anymore. I promise that Ducketts Murda will be … Continue reading

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You’re Only Three Exploding Dummies Away

Technically, I’m writing this entry at 3pm on Thursday the 20th. I’m at an undisclosed location in Louisville, Kentucky that wants me to pay for their internet services. For speculation’s sake, let’s call it The Cantina. It fits the bill. … Continue reading

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The Sound of Maser Beams Ricocheting Across Your Planet Earth

It’s no wonder that some TV games can’t manage to be as compelling as they were fourteen years ago. How is the consumer supposed to qualify an adventure as worthwhile when developers and publishers have completely abandoned the moniker of … Continue reading

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Boy’s Pants Half-Off!

Since I firmly believe it will be the Next Big Thing™, I’m going to go ahead and coin a new term: Clay-Manifested Video Blogging. That’s right, kids, you read it here first. Now do yourselves a favor and check out … Continue reading

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Guitar no Jiro-oh! Bokura no nakama!

The “Summit Brew” ales told a short story while John and I were watching Prison Break and 24, but I ignored it. Later on in my cave, the progressively nastier ice beer tall boys I had nabbed from the corner … Continue reading

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