Monthly Archives: May 2006

I’m disturbingly masochistic. I’ve been drinking wine and playing the Mega Man X Collection all night. For the uninformed, this is tantamount to front-flipping through glass with an ass-full of molotov cocktails. I’m on the last boss of Mega Man … Continue reading →

Joey Coco’s Top Five Tokusatsu Openings! I’m putting everything on the line with this list. I hope you trust me to bring you only the finest. 5) Super Robot Mach Baron Mach Baron is most notable for how distracting it … Continue reading →

I don’t have too much to say about X3. Okay, actually I have a lot, but I don’t know if I’ll bother! We went to the midnight screening for some reason, even though I knew it would be bad. Still, … Continue reading →

I keep forgetting to update this more regularly. It’s kind of nice because I’m at least semi-busy right now so I’m not just sitting around here with my thumb in my ass (however good that may feel). Wes and I … Continue reading →

My room smells like E. Honda’s asshole. Seriously, it’s like a fucking third-world sweat shop in here. I’m sitting here in a wife-beater wiping my brow and farting. When I was staying in LA for a couple of months working … Continue reading →

This short review will go up on Got Next later once I watch and write about the CG monster mash NEGADON: THE MONSTER FROM MARS:Welcome to Tokyo; a city with two populations, one human and the other demon. Dimensional separation … Continue reading →

The Coconut Boys are my life inspiration. If you don’t follow their teachings… well, whatever! Tonight I rerecorded and improved my verse on “Well Bourbon,” off the upcoming Urbanatorz hit CD. In other news, I bought the first volume of … Continue reading →

Okay, here’s what all the good boys and girls have been thinking about for the past 15 years: a new side-scrolling Mario platformer. Well it’s here, and it’s stellar. To sum it up briefly, it’s sort of a hybrid of … Continue reading →

Do it the Joey Coco way! 5) Watch old shoujo anime on your computer. 4) Watch Veronica Mars. 3) Rip off your testicles. 2) Fancy them. 1) Say hello to your “vagina.” On the Man Front, I rented The Warriors … Continue reading →

Tinny music is acting as background noise to a space age budget fairgrounds-style ad for a Louisville Yugi Oh tournament on TV right now. I’d love to take Danny Tanner there and watch the fireworks. Still, he doesn’t exist and … Continue reading →