Monthly Archives: August 2006

Prehistoric Turtlesaurus

Today I had the DQ® Chili Meltdown Grillburger. Here are some excerpts from my thoughts on the adventure, presented in pull-quote style for all you ad wizards. I suspect the Queen’s minstrels will no doubt be stealing these: “The top … Continue reading

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Analysis & Commentary: Little Red Riding Hood

In which Patrick Macias and Joseph Luster provide extensive analysis of the latest film by J.L. Carrozza (AKA Kojiro Abe), Little Red Riding Hood. • • •PM: Fundamentally, I think the film represents an ethical struggle for meaning taking place … Continue reading

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Return of Sexy Mensch

Well, I didn’t make it to that rad zombie double feature I boasted about, and in the words of Danny Tanner, it was much to my blustery chagrin. This isn’t really something to go to alone; you need a pack … Continue reading

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Be ‘Dere

Louisville double feature tonight. Hot, hot, hot. This might call for the smuggling in of “malt licka.”

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Slamm Dunk # 25

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Slamm Dunk #9

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Slamm Dunk #77

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The Emperor’s New Throne

I’ll admit it, I’m a complete savage. For someone that spends a lot of time working (read: jacking off) and playing (read: jacking off) at his computer desk, I’ve been spending the last couple of years doing so in a … Continue reading

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Okay, Forget Snakes on a Plane

This is the snake that my erotic dollar is most primed to go to next:BLACK SNAKE MOAN Henshin Pimp himself and I have been excited about this one since we read the title and the premise sometime last year. AOOOOWWW … Continue reading

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It Won the Oscar… for Best Movie Ever Made

Thursday night 10:30 Snakes on a Plane showing in Louisville, Kentucky. For tonight, suburban doodoo-plex Tinseltown transformed into a theater in (white) Harlem. It was a boombox and twenty-five black people away from being a scene out of Berry Gordy’s … Continue reading

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