Monthly Archives: December 2006

Time after the holidays tends to find me mulling over olde yarns of wisdom. These kernels that stick in the teeth of your brain are at worst unpickable, and at best unflickable. This year, the loot Saint Nick procured for … Continue reading →

December 19th – BrandonDecember 20th – JohnDecember 21st- WesDecember22nd- WesDecember23rd- ChrisDecember24th- Planet EarthDecember 25th- Pat (although it’s Milon, you moro[n]) Prizes will be doled out as I see fit.

Today, December 28th, is Joey Coco Day. It has been so for years, ever the excuse to don a party hat. However, thanks to the vacancy of my email inbox, I have deduced that this is a fact of which … Continue reading →

Apologies for yesterday being so broken. Young Joey Coco found himself visited by the spirits (read: libations) of Christmas Past, Present and Future, all of which acted as the snakes ’round Medusa’s face, excreting their saccharine venom in the guise … Continue reading →

Hungover and tired. You all win today.

Erotic update of a “classic”:

It took me the entirety of the Streets of Rage 2 soundtrack to compose this mess. I’ll be really impressed if any of you get this one (resist the urge, Canaan), mostly because I don’t think drawings exist of this … Continue reading →

I’ll admit it, I fucked my template up something nasty. I switched my blogger from its current setup to the new one that allows signing in with your gmail account, and a host of new features that sounded “neat.” I … Continue reading →

The contents of a man’s wallet is said to speak volumes of his character. Mine weaves a tale of adventurous exploits and impromptu derring-do! Here are some gems plucked during its cleaning that, once mined from the dark canals of … Continue reading →