Monthly Archives: February 2007

Adieu, Black History Month!

Since this is officially the last day that I’m legally allowed to celebrate black people, I’ll share one last video. This is security cam footage of a normal night at Broadway Cinemas in downtown Louisville!

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How to Hate Kentucky Fans

An instructional video:

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It Was Worth it to Watch the Oscars to Hear…

… Announcer: “… The Departed, based on the Japanese film Infernal Affairs.” Wow, smooth! Scorcese got it right during his acceptance, though. In completely unrelated news, I was recently reminded that I only gave out one of the Slamm Dunk … Continue reading

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Galactic Ghetto Sketchbook: Phantasmic Papyrine Portal

An inordinate amount of specters, phantasms and wisps have kept me from tending to my stately duties at the Joseph Luster Report, and for that I apologize. In an effort to mend this issue, I have trained myself to capture … Continue reading

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More Like Something Something

I love this video of Carlos Mencia getting completely destroyed on stage by Joe Rogan. http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-7841918711943453918&hl=en Thanks to Joe Shieh for the link!

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Ghost Rider Poll

This isn’t a poll about who’s going to see it; I don’t really care. Rather, I have this sneaking suspicion that Nick Cage might try to self-sabotage the movie in the same hilarious way that he did with the remake … Continue reading

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Addendum: Alex Ward, King Goomba

I just took a shower, which, unfortunately, usually involves thinking about things, though these thoughts most commonly include questioning which hole is the smelliest. Being a huge nerd, I couldn’t stop thinking about my last post and how pompous Alex … Continue reading

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One Step Closer to Beating this Blog

Alex Ward, creative director for Criterion, does not like the term “beat” in reference to finishing a game. That’s fine and all, because I solve games, mister. His rant cracked me up, though, and I’m going to have to rebuke … Continue reading

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Revolutionary Time Waster Squad

Yesterday I downloaded this Mac pixel art program called Pixen, because sprites are rad and I wanted to start making some for fun. My first effort can be seen in the entry below, but I decided to get some more … Continue reading

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Blips from the Galactic Ghetto Memory Bank

Back in the mid-80s, there was a bit of a “Gas Baby fever” taking hold in Japan. Naturally, this led to tons of merchandise, from toys to TV games and so on. One of the most controversial games was 1986′s … Continue reading

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