Month: February 2007

Since this is officially the last day that I’m legally allowed to celebrate black people, I’ll share one last video. This is security cam footage of a normal night at Broadway Cinemas in downtown Louisville!

An instructional video:

… Announcer:

“… The Departed, based on the Japanese film Infernal Affairs.”

Wow, smooth! Scorcese got it right during his acceptance, though.

In completely unrelated news, I was recently reminded that I only gave out one of the Slamm Dunk prizes for my 7 Days of Christmas contest! I guess I was so taken aback by my stunning recreation of Brandon Fincher’s visage that I cast the others to the fire. I will get on these soon, because the planet Earth demands it!

Next on The Joseph Luster Report: Tales from the Lounge Beyond Infinity!

An inordinate amount of specters, phantasms and wisps have kept me from tending to my stately duties at the Joseph Luster Report, and for that I apologize. In an effort to mend this issue, I have trained myself to capture these malicious manes within the confines of the Galactic Ghetto Sketchbook; frozen in time for the penceless masses to admire.

How fortunate was I, friends, to capture this beastie of ill repute? Click to enlarge!

I love this video of Carlos Mencia getting completely destroyed on stage by Joe Rogan.

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-7841918711943453918&hl=en

Thanks to Joe Shieh for the link!