Monthly Archives: March 2007

Galactic Ghetto Sketchbook ’91 OR How to Tell if Your Child is a Creativity-starved Plagiarist

Posted on March 28, 2007 by

I wasn’t always a lot of awesome things that I am now. Though my striking and alluring visage has remained as visually palatable as always, intrepid time explorers would find a much more sinister mind in a younger Joseph Luster. … Continue reading →

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This Blog Looks Too Much Like a Website with Words and Punctuation Marks and Comments and Shit

Posted on March 27, 2007 by

What do you think the age limit is for being even remotely relevant nowadays? I’m trying to think of the youngest film critic that has let time completely wipe them of any sense of progression so I can countdown from … Continue reading →

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Slamm Dunk # 20

Posted on March 26, 2007 by

For those just joining us, here is the origin story of Slamm Dunk. Click to enlarge!

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Prelude to Season Five

Posted on March 24, 2007 by

Well, season four of the JLR was pretty intoxicating. Normal duties and regular updating should resume on Monday, but for now I just want you to watch and think about this:

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Let’s Defend the Earth, Okay!?

Posted on March 19, 2007 by

OR “How Joseph Spent his 200th Post, Predictably, Talking About TV Games.” Guess what’s coming out on 360 this month, guys. I’m typing out another sentence so you can have an extra few seconds to actually guess, so please don’t … Continue reading →

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On XBLA and You Giving Me Money

Posted on March 16, 2007 by

Xbox Live Arcade has just been madness lately, and I haven’t even bought anything. That certainly doesn’t belittle my tendencies to do so. It’s a little mind-boggling, though. After what seemed like ages of sea with no dry land in … Continue reading →

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The Darkness

Posted on March 12, 2007 by

I’m as burnt out on first-person shooters as the next guy, but this game is going to be the shit: A while ago, they released some really comprehensive gameplay footage that gave you an idea of what a level would … Continue reading →

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Galactic Guest Column

Posted on March 10, 2007 by

Time to switch things up some this weekend. For your perusing pleasure, a long-time friend of the Joseph Luster Report, John Kunkel, has something sexy to say and it concerns you and everything you are as an Earth human. Take … Continue reading →

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The Magic Lamp (1980)

Posted on March 9, 2007 by

This one doesn’t need much introduction. It’s one of Dudu Blaq & Dirty Earl’s first submissions to Brave Man Weekly, a few years before Express debuted. Pretty much not safe for work. I hope you enjoy it! Page OnePage TwoPage … Continue reading →

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Buy ‘Dis: Octopus Girl

Posted on March 8, 2007 by

In an announcement that’s news to no one, Dark Horse is putting a few of its more eccentric manga titles on hold indefinitely (read: canceled). The chief problem here, I’m sure, is that no one bought them. Now, that might … Continue reading →

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