And Lo! The Lord Returneth…

… commanding on high through mighty granite channels, “let the drought cease!”

Just got back from New Orleans tonight, where there was much deviltry and doing-that-is-ne’er-well afoot. WERE YOU AWARE: that, in the glorious City at The Ende of the World known as ‘Nawlins,’ you can procure alcohol and have them pour it in a plastic cup for you to run ’bout the fair land with, laughing all the while, cheeks ever rosy?

Does it sound like fable and fiction? It is not!


Ponder that for a bit and let this moment be the grand premiere of season 6 of The Joseph Luster Report, to which I shall forever remain tacitly and gleefully chained.

P.S. Today is the day of my birth. Celebrate it!

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I’m back from Baltimore, but now I’m rolling out to New Orleans tomorrow morning to have brutal “knife fights” with hobos! I’ll bring my computer, though, so hopefully I’ll actually do some updating. In the meantime, I’ll leave you with a savage picture from Otakon (and post more later).

(left to right) Dude on Bicycle, Pete, Umair, Jimmy, Me, Canaan