Monthly Archives: October 2007

I hope you’re all doing the Monster Mash like some dirty apes, and filling bowl after bowl with eyeball grapes. Dumping blood on some dud dressed like Elmer Fudd and pulling tricks on some square going as Fred “Ascare.” Mourning … Continue reading →

I was going to save my landmark 400th post for the special occasion of HALLOWEEN, but who really cares about that number besides me? If you’re wondering why there’s been a moderate dry spell for a couple days, it’s because … Continue reading →

I noticed a couple more Handre De Jager game paintings that I didn’t see last time I posted about him. These are so ridiculous I couldn’t resist posting more, especially because the first one below is something I think about … Continue reading →

In a fit of tomfoolery, I stupidly smote my sultry ‘stache. This, my friends, is something I currently regret more than anything else. There was this one time in second grade that I flashed my wanger to some Israeli girl … Continue reading →

Come on, these rampaging ragdolls weren’t there to be your “buddy,” they were obviously there to suck the life essence from your slowly developing husk of a body, rendering you nothing more than a skeletal frame with some pale, dead … Continue reading →

Doggone, my readers sure are the craftiest bunch of tricksters I’ve ever encountered. One of you dastardly devils went and snapped a candid photo of me playin’ games last night, right from my own backyard!

In the mood for muppets? Why wouldn’t you be? Here’s a somewhat nonsensical mish-mash of test Santa puppet clips from a couple years ago, beamed to our future for your lunchtime pleasure. Bigwig Puppet Reel (YouTube)

Here’s a frightfully bad portrait of Count “What is a man?” Dracula, courtesy of me. This is why I stick to anthropomorphic fish and black superheroes. If I had actually been commissioned by the Count himself to do this, there … Continue reading →

Embarrassingly enough, I happened to find myself in the farmland of Connecticut this weekend for the Louisville vs Uconn game (ugh). To cheer me up after our devastating loss, my ladyfriend took me to the orchard to pick some pumpkins … Continue reading →

Alright, the new version of the Otaku USA site is up, so you can all read my ridiculous article on fast food video games! Run, don’t walk, to your nearest Burger King to load up before sitting down in front … Continue reading →