Monthly Archives: November 2007

Alright Nintendo, we all know how tough and cool Bowser/King Koopa is. Now that you got another generation of kiddies acquainted with your big bucks baddie, I think it’s time to bring back your most under-appreciated villain of all time: … Continue reading →

I’m sure you all know by now that Contra 4 is an amazing follow-up to The Alien Wars, letting us all forget about some of the more lackluster sequels and get on with the shooting and the jumping and all … Continue reading →

Happy Thanksgiving, ya milkshakes! In celebration of this day that has me looking like the exploding chick from Slither, I demand you all dance to this:

I just want to let you all know that I got some Madballs today and saw Beowulf, in that order. Both are, as a matter of fact, in the third dimension. Both are awesome. Pics of the former to come!

They called them “crazy” for blogging about Madballs. Well, who’s crazy now!?

Since I’m perpetually three years behind most people, and certainly at least one year behind Daniel-san, I’ve been jamming Chromeo’s 2004 album She’s In Control a lot lately. Now, a perfectly reasonable reaction to this post would be “who gives … Continue reading →

On a last-minute trip to Barnes & Noble last night, I flipped through Return to Labyrinth, which has now topped my list of “Really Gay Things.” While the movie (one of my all time favourites) is gay in all the … Continue reading →

Now that the writers have dropped their pens in favor of pickets, I thought I would go ahead and do the honor of ending all of my favourite shows to satisfy my own curiosity. If you have any personal requests, … Continue reading →

…by kissing them! Last night’s Official Movie was William Lustig’s 1983 bite-out-of-crime epic Vigilante, starring Robert Forster and a very angry Fred “The Hammer” Williamson. Don’t forget lil’ Woody Strode, though, who makes sure to call Forster a “nigga” before … Continue reading →

Here are but a few of the amusements you’ll be able to partake in once my vast castle-like residence is built in the near future, most of which will be located in the “Rumpus Room.”