Monthly Archives: March 2008

This one’s a doozy, folks. This amazing new Steven Seagal flick, one which finds him jumbling through a mash-up of all the dialogue he’s spoken since his career began, is a certified must watch. It’s as if the writing staff … Continue reading →

Lots of major league game composers get a bevy of back pats and buttslaps, and deservedly so. Nobuo Uematsu? Man’s a powerhouse. Koji Kondo? (Deep, nostril-flaring breath) ain’t nothin’ finer. But what about the soundtracks that people aren’t still gushing … Continue reading →

The following is a very important story: Throughout my life, I’ve always been a big fan of “I’m you” stories. You know the deal, it’s not very complicated. An older version of yourself or, well, it could be anyone, confronts … Continue reading →

I’ll admit that I haven’t played a good deal of the “essential” adventure games out there, but for my money, Shadowgate is one of the greatest. To be honest, this game scared the crap out me and my friends back … Continue reading →

Rick Baker’s makeup for The Wolf Man (played by Benicio Del Toro) looks hot as hell. I’m sure the idea of remaking Universal Monsters classics leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, but whatever, the stories have been … Continue reading →

Since I am the Master of Pleasure, I have surely pleased everyone here all at once (except for John). If you’ll look to your left, you’ll see three vicious countdowns, all within days/weeks of one another. I could have uploaded … Continue reading →

Okay, Doomsday has come and gone. Now it’s up to YOU to suggest the next movie for the sidebar countdown clock!

Oh man, Doomsday! I don’t want to spoil anything by saying who’s the king of what, or if someone fights a knight clad in full armor, or anything like that, but I really loved most of it. If I had … Continue reading →

In case you haven’t noticed, the sidebar countdown has stopped and it’s DOOMSDAY time! I didn’t get a chance to go on opening day, rendering said countdown momentarily useless, but I’m suiting up tonight with Canaan and hitting Hoboken up … Continue reading →