Tales from the Procrastination Crypt

“Hello, kiddies! You know what they say about procrastination… all’s fair so long as you don’t submit your articles… DEAD LAST! (Hee hoo ha ha hahahahaaa!). That brings us to today’s tendon-snapping tale, which finds Joseph Luster doing everything he can to put off his work, even if it means pulling a real… ALL-FRIGHTER! In this CUTTHROAT industry, coming in late might force him to take up a… nom de TOMB! (Hee hoo ha ha hahahahaaa!)

I call this sizzling short… WRITER’S SHOCK!”

Slamm Dunk Visits Brown That Banana

Friend, curator of Internet treasure chest Brown That Banana, and champion of male-on-male erotica, “Doc Brown” just recently celebrated 10,000 hits at his “blargh.” Guess who stopped by? Slamm Dunk! Marcus Modugeray himself agreed to pose for an exclusive banana-themed image. When asked why, he simply replied. “I DON’T KNOW!”


Push that meter way past 10,000 by following the teaser image above to the entry.

Oh Yeah

While the rest of the world has probably watched this video a thousand times, for some reason I never saw it back in the day, and I’m kind of blown away by how buck wild it is.