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enemy mine

Everyone knows the best thing about instruction manuals and guides are the rogues galleries and bestiaries therein. That’s why, to benefit both myself and my readers, I’ve taken all the enemy pages from the glorious Official Nintendo Player’s Guide and put them … Continue reading

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hot-steppin’ with the big guy

Hopefully those of you who follow this blog also follow Slamm Dunk, the most amazing intergalactic basketball superhero of all time. I’ve been planning to make installments of the series’ legendary covers more regular, and I posted the first new … Continue reading

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top games of 2012

I’ve been meaning to post this here for a while, but I’m SO busy and SO important I just couldn’t find the time. If you follow stuff I write over at Crunchyroll, 90% of this list won’t be news to … Continue reading

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bare knuckle 911

 

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strange talent

I recently read through The Strange Talent of Luther Strode, a pretty fun six-issue series that basically boils down to a scrawny wimp suddenly blessed with absurd strength and what he chooses to do with said strength. Like a lot of … Continue reading

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priceless relics

Being home means there’s plenty of time to dig through crap I’ve had sitting around this house since I first emerged from its underbelly circa three decades ago. This could just as easily be called an Instagram Roundup, but I … Continue reading

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an unexpected something

While growing up I had a bizarre fondness for those old BBC productions of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia novels. They’re awful. The production value is abysmal. The kid actors are just the worst. Lucy has this buck-toothed face that even the most mild-mannered … Continue reading

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return of the king

While I wasn’t met with quite as much fanfare as I would have liked/expected, I’m now back home in Louisville. Rather than catch my absurdly early flight bleary-eyed after four hours of sleep, I opted to catch my absurdly early … Continue reading

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jlr exclusive: an(other) interview with jules carrozza

Longtime followers of this blog who migrated over from the original Joseph Luster Report are no doubt familiar with independent filmmaker Jules Carrozza, or his more notorious former moniker, Kojiro Abe. If you’re just joining us, stop by some of … Continue reading

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home of the whopper

It’s been a few years since the last, but I just wrapped another EXCLUSIVE interview with esteemed writer and director Jules Carrozza, AKA Kojiro Abe. You may recall him appearing on my blog many times in the past, and my … Continue reading

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