Month: November 2006

Extreme cabin fever (sadly, sans Rider Strong) has been setting in here lately, and if I didn’t have a ton of work to do, I’d probably either “get a job” (haw haw!) or claw at my walls all day.

Meanwhile, people are shooting other people for PS3s to put on eBay (because they’re sure as hell not stealing them to play) and fake news stories chronicle cats fucking dogs and having doggish cat babies. Though I probably won’t get one for quite a while, I’m contemplating going out tomorrow morning and punching kids in the face for their Wii. Then I can take it downtown and wait for the first gangly hobo to say, “I’ll suck yo’ dick.”

The fact that I would be holding a game console is pretty much the only thing that makes that scenario different than any other day of my week.

I’ve decided that this is what I’m going to look like in a couple of years.

You gay, boy.

Sometimes, a year like 2006 will take a breather and give a big, time paradox reach-around to 1986. Case in point, Megadeth coming up with a new song inspired by the soon-to-be-massive Xbox 360 game Gears of War.

Appropriately, the song is titled “Gears of War.”

Now that everyone’s had time to talk about how the “Mad World” trailer has changed their life in some way, maybe they can release a commercial showing a lot of action to the tune of some Megadeth or another similarly washed-up metal group (Deicide, maybe?).