Month: January 2007

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Here’s the short, untouched by man’s editing powers (see notes below).

Rumpelstiltskin 3000 (1999)

What a terrible time for YouTube to be down for maintenance. We’re at the cusp of a new world, so what better time than now to revisit lost realms of the human psyche?

I’m talking, of course, about the extremely lost BigWig Productions classic Rumpelstiltskin 3000, a short made in 199x starring yours truly and a young Pat Sanders at the bleeding edge of adulthood. Shot on VHS, there was previously no simple way for me to get this sought-after video onto the internet for all to see. Thankfully, I got my VCR back from Justin (“le cinematografer”) the other day, and did it the old-fashioned way: recording the TV with my video camera.

While this made an already out-of-focus movie even blurrier, it’s now available for all the world’s children to enjoy. I’ll post it as soon as I can upload it. For now, here are some ghetto screencaps.

Well, I took so long to follow up the first part of this that the full feature is already online. Here are my thoughts on TV games in ’06, as well as my “great prophecy” for this year. This is the full feature from page one, though I find your interest in all things not me somewhat disconcerting!

New comics coming soon!

Today’s tough news is that my last post got me in a bit of trouble with Düdü Blaq & Dirty Earl. Just like their hardcore fan Rumiko, they misunderstood the way in which I was representing their titles that I was translating on this blog. Anyway, I almost lost my exclusive right to translate their entire catalogue at my leisure, but thankfully we came to an eventual agreement. Though, I have to add that I’m a bit wary of the outcome.

Blaq & Earl have agreed to let me continue translating their works, but only if the next five titles that I present here are a handful of their grosser gems on which I had previously refused to work. Real disgusting crap like “When the Runs are Done” and the “Little Daichi Dipshit” series. I guess it’s worth it, but I figured I should apologize in advance for some of this content!