Month: September 2011

Duh. Look at this. It’s the monster roster. These are all the bad guys you’re gonna face in the game, what more do you need to know?

It’s not only important to be able to identify your foes, it’s also crucial that you know their names. Familiarize yourself with them so you may cry them out in times of duress, perhaps so that a passing hunter in nearby woods might hear it. A description would help, as well, but with these pages in question a picture really is worth a thousand words.

I really like that it points out the leech’s ghastliness. Otherwise it would just be your standard stupid leech.

EDIT: I was just thinking. What if it’s saying it wants you to COUNT Dracula’s best buddies? There are 24.

This is my old blog.

The last substantial update was about a defunct website I used to write for, which is kind of telling. The Joseph Luster Report had a good run, but there comes a moment in every writer’s life where it’s time to pick up and virtually move like the e-transient they are. The last time I did this was 2006. 2006! That’s prehistoric in Internet Time.

And so I welcome everyone to subhumanzoids, a repository of suppositories; like, you know, the kinds of things you would normally plug into your ass. Those all go here.

I also have an art-only tumblr of the same name. I may cross-post some things but you should bookmark both sites.