Do it the Joey Coco way!
5) Watch old shoujo anime on your computer.
4) Watch Veronica Mars.
3) Rip off your testicles.
2) Fancy them.
1) Say hello to your “vagina.”
On the Man Front, I rented The Warriors on X-box today and started digging into it. John and I busted out co-op, which is fun aside from the constant switching between full and split-screen, depending on your proximity to the other player.
This week is going to be stellar, mostly because of the impending release of New Super Mario Bros. on DS. How erotic is that? A new goddamn 2D Mario platformer of our very own.
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Like the sweet sparrow’s tune heralding the return of spring, a fairlady leaves Louisville and a blogger returns to the dank environs of my eWorld.
From women’s eyes this doctrine I derive:They sparkle still the right Promethean fire; They are the books, the arts, the academes, That show, contain, and nourish all the world.-Seeker Rocco