Yes, it’s true, everything you’ve been hearing on the streets and throughout space is indeed a reality. Subhumanzoids now has a store over at Society6, which means you can FINALLY buy stuff like art prints, t-shirts, and even coffee mugs emblazoned with my art. Some people say we live in a dystopian future ruled by thickly-veiled shadow people under the control of sinister lizards, but this is actually proof we live in a utopia.
Now go, buy all the onesies your house can hold!