Kotaku just made a post about what looks like a new Cho Aniki game. Oh, I’m sorry, did that get your attention? I thought it might, you filthy animals! Anyway, let’s play a quick game. I want you to look at the picture below and tell me what’s wrong with it (the answer will be posted in small print at the bottom, so no peeking!
For those of you unfamiliar with the gameplay and the series’ patented homoerotic stylings, peep this video below:
A: There’s a girl, ew!
I hope you’re ready for the Robotronic Express 999 to “take you on a journey, a neverending journey”! (a journey to the stars, of course)
Go forth boldly!
Personally, I’d love to talk about tonight’s just-concluded K-1 Dynamite USA PPV event, but I’m far less qualified than Mr. Wesley Black, who sums it up nicely on his sexy blog.
I will say, though, Dennis Rodman was truly the “star” of the evening. He jogged in, absorbed all of the crowd’s boos into his hoop earrings, and made out like a bandit with the 30-40 US dollars he was awarded for appearing.
… then this clip of what might be the very “best” scene in Woodchipper Massacre must be the lexical equivalent of Uncle Scrooge’s money bin.
Well. That was certainly a “massacre.” For those of you lacking the balls of steel it takes to make it through this motion picture, I present to you the soul of Woodchipper Massacre in a succinct 7 frames.
Shhhhhhh… the movie’s starting.
THE END
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