This is one you will most surely want to “click to enlarge.” I personally hope that there will be more to come in this series. Enjoy!
For reference to those of you that are unaware, these characters come from our short motion picture linked below.
A Bard’s Tale (YouTube)
I have a new review on the internet; it is for Takashi Miike’s The Great Yokai War, in fact. Naturally, I usher you in its general direction with much enthusiasm.
Let’s play a game. Here’s one I found while cleaning up around here; a nasty little piece of trash from high school that still remains alarmingly relevant to our world. The name of the game is Corpse Choose One, and it’s pretty self-explanatory. You are given two scenarios, and you must choose one. Though most of you aren’t familiar with the parties involved in these choices, the situations themselves will attack your senses!
Choice the First
(feel free to call that phone number, I have no idea whose it is)
Choice the Second
I implore you, click to enlarge!
This will probably be the last time I play on Original Mode. I forgot how wild the scoring system is on the other modes, so I’ll play those from now on! I don’t know if I’ll be able to post a picture every day, because I only really get a chance to see my score if I make it on the in-game rankings. Rest assured, though, I will keep you kids updated in some form, and will admit with much shame whenever I quit this endeavor.
Also, Dave Deutsch presents the further tales of Nugget (AKA Pat). This time, our unsavory hero fights a bout of hamburger poisoning and ends up in the ghetto. I like to think of it as a chilling commentary on how much it sucks to be Pat. Further analysis to follow.
Nugget’s Dream (YouTube)
Some of you, smart whips that you are, remember that I bought a japper PS2 a while back just so I could play the Space Sheriff Spirits game. Truly a noble but foolish and expensive cause. Far be it from me to let my sleepyhead PS2 rot on my shelf, or fall victim to a game collection consisting solely of bad budget titles, so I finally ordered a copy of the Cave shooter Mushihimesama.
I really fell for this game a couple years ago while staying at Ugly Pat’s in Florida (I offered him the nickname of “Pretty Pat,” but he found it deceitful). It is, of course, a ridiculous vertical shooter in which you play a NausicaƤ-like princess that apparently lives in a terrible world populated by giant bugs that are always shooting millions of tiny purple bullets at you. The hit detection is pretty lenient, though, so you may find yourself only continuing one hundred times before completing the game.
Let’s cut to the chase. Over an indefinite period of time, I will be playing through this game at least once a day, sometimes twice, in a quest towards mental and physical improvement. It takes about the same amount of time to eat a hearty meal, so this shouldn’t be a problem. I will then shear the hair from my body and take photographs of my new-found musculature.
So do not be alarmed when you see an image similar to that below on each of my posts, for it is natural! Here’s yesterday’s. I will post today’s as soon as it is done:
subhumanzoids 