Twenty-two Hours Remain

Until my eardrums are ravaged by Peter Cullen’s impossibly bassy voice; my eyes ripped to shreds by transforming robots and Megan Fox. Car-tune Week was meant to be a preface to this Earth-shattering experience, but we all know how steady that’s been thus far. Nevertheless, a “week” in JLR terms doesn’t match the temporal laws of your tiny planet.

Revere me, for I am The King of Car-tunes!

The Savage Beast, Will It Ever Learn to Whisper Gently?

I realize that sometimes I may come off as somewhat of a merchant of curios here on the JLR, but I must once again wave the referential wand toward The Artist Formerly Known as Kojiro Abe.

Abe himself, plotting your demise
Although this blog has covered this young man quite extensively in the past, his latest teaser— this time for the ghastly shocker Dream House— is now upon us, and I’m personally looking forward to this whippersnapper shooting the gory bits and splicing it all together for our inevitable analysis.

You can also peep his regularly updated video production diaries for Dream House on his blog, and who could say no to this face?