Greetings, all! Sit down, sit down. Today is truly a day of merriment, for it is the day that, twenty-five years past, Joseph Luster was born!
(hurrah, hurrah)
(fanfare begins and Joseph sits down on his throne)
To celebrate this day, I decree that you shall all buy him things from his wishlist!
(hurrahs continue. A single naysayer raises his thumb against The Earl. He is vanquished with haste)
Now, disperse, and go cast your eyes upon The Earl’s latest cinematic review!
subhumanzoids 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I owe you sexy pics now.
You really do!
Moved to Free Chat.
Oh crumbs…
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”- Seeker Rocco
Happy Birthday, Doctor Buttjammer! Please pay a homeless man 25 cents to spank you then poop on your head. I will reimburse you the next time I see you. Love, Professor Ball Smasher.