Good questions, “true believers.” I have to get used to fielding these for next con season.1) Who’s holding the gun!?!?!? (I appreciate the alternation between excitement and confusion in your punctuation)That would be Bahsül. He met, and was enemies with Slamm in issue 17, because he had an outstanding galactic warrant on his head for various counts of thievery. Just as Slamm was about to dunk him in the net, his warrants expired! They shook hands and parted ways, but would meet once more in today’s featured issue. Bahsül wanted to start over, so he began working on a farm in the far reaches of the Silver Nebula. Unfortunately, Slamm’s fight with the Slamm-Bot 9xFx (created, with a cameo introduction at the end, by The Ref in issue 20), plummeted them both in a fiery ball into one of Bahsül’s silos.Dicombobulated by the crash (as he was tending to the horses at the time), Bahsül felt threatened by not one, but two Slamm Dunks! He is also, by nature of his species (a name unpronouncable in our tongue. Slamm tries when they meet; very funny. You can see his pickle (not like that, you scoundrels!)!2) If Marcus is a basketball player, why does he wear a boxer’s protective head gear?I get this one a lot. First off, I think most fans will agree that he looks pretty neat in his outfit, and that the headgear really turns him from “Slamm Bunk” to “Slamm Funk”!But seriously, it’s because, naturally, slamming evil beings through a small transdimensional portal so frequently can be jarring to one’s brain-casing. It also has the name SLAMM on top!
In my excitement, I left the last couple of sentences in answer #1 a mess! Here is the correction:He is also, by nature of his species (a name unpronouncable in our tongue. Slamm tries when they meet; very funny) incredibly, almost cosmically, absent-minded. You can see his pickle (not like that, you scoundrels!)!
Who’s holding the gun!?!?!?
If Marcus is a basketball player, why does he wear a boxer’s protective head gear?
Good questions, “true believers.” I have to get used to fielding these for next con season.1) Who’s holding the gun!?!?!? (I appreciate the alternation between excitement and confusion in your punctuation)That would be Bahsül. He met, and was enemies with Slamm in issue 17, because he had an outstanding galactic warrant on his head for various counts of thievery. Just as Slamm was about to dunk him in the net, his warrants expired! They shook hands and parted ways, but would meet once more in today’s featured issue. Bahsül wanted to start over, so he began working on a farm in the far reaches of the Silver Nebula. Unfortunately, Slamm’s fight with the Slamm-Bot 9xFx (created, with a cameo introduction at the end, by The Ref in issue 20), plummeted them both in a fiery ball into one of Bahsül’s silos.Dicombobulated by the crash (as he was tending to the horses at the time), Bahsül felt threatened by not one, but two Slamm Dunks! He is also, by nature of his species (a name unpronouncable in our tongue. Slamm tries when they meet; very funny. You can see his pickle (not like that, you scoundrels!)!2) If Marcus is a basketball player, why does he wear a boxer’s protective head gear?I get this one a lot. First off, I think most fans will agree that he looks pretty neat in his outfit, and that the headgear really turns him from “Slamm Bunk” to “Slamm Funk”!But seriously, it’s because, naturally, slamming evil beings through a small transdimensional portal so frequently can be jarring to one’s brain-casing. It also has the name SLAMM on top!
In my excitement, I left the last couple of sentences in answer #1 a mess! Here is the correction:He is also, by nature of his species (a name unpronouncable in our tongue. Slamm tries when they meet; very funny) incredibly, almost cosmically, absent-minded. You can see his pickle (not like that, you scoundrels!)!
It is like my worst nightmare coming true! 😦
If Slamm is number 99, who are the other members of the team? I should very much like to see their names in triplicate. Thank you,Seeker Roccoe