Today I had the DQ® Chili Meltdown Grillburger. Here are some excerpts from my thoughts on the adventure, presented in pull-quote style for all you ad wizards. I suspect the Queen’s minstrels will no doubt be stealing these:
“The top bun split from the excitement, like cracked earth directly above rising, pulsating magma.”
“One deep, delicious bite and I already had chili on my shirt, shorts, and shoe… no foolin’!”
In less interesting news, an article I wrote that originally appeared on Otaku Booty, has been repurposed (by me, of course) for the “Asian cinema crowd,” or whatever the fuck that is.
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