A lot of high-profile TV shows are now getting in the habit of splitting their seasons into two parts, some down the middle and others in a more off-center cross-section. What’s Lost doing? Aren’t they airing six episodes or something, breaking, and then returning later with a non-stop run of the rest of the season?
That’s retarded, but I’m sure long-time readers of The Joseph Luster Report feel the same way about this season! The staff writers here, who, contrary to popular belief, are not composed of a swimming pool of manatees and a bobbing pile of idea balls, must have hit a wall when confronted with a sudden lack of comics about sexually deviant homeless men and people that shit mail.
Reader poll: Are Marvel’s What If…? comics:
A) Awesome
B) Not awesome
subhumanzoids 
A. Duh.