Corpse Choose One

Let’s play a game. Here’s one I found while cleaning up around here; a nasty little piece of trash from high school that still remains alarmingly relevant to our world. The name of the game is Corpse Choose One, and it’s pretty self-explanatory. You are given two scenarios, and you must choose one. Though most of you aren’t familiar with the parties involved in these choices, the situations themselves will attack your senses!

Choice the First

(feel free to call that phone number, I have no idea whose it is)

Choice the Second

I implore you, click to enlarge!