This isn’t a poll about who’s going to see it; I don’t really care. Rather, I have this sneaking suspicion that Nick Cage might try to self-sabotage the movie in the same hilarious way that he did with the remake of The Wicker Man†. So, kids, how will he do it this time!?
Will he:
a) Scream about bees?
b) Fight new adversaries?
c) Pontificate life’s futility?
d) None of the above.
Cast your votes now!
†Disclaimer: I have not seen the remake, but I have seen enough clips!
subhumanzoids 
e) Ghost Ride the Whip