… Announcer:
“… The Departed, based on the Japanese film Infernal Affairs.”
Wow, smooth! Scorcese got it right during his acceptance, though.
In completely unrelated news, I was recently reminded that I only gave out one of the Slamm Dunk prizes for my 7 Days of Christmas contest! I guess I was so taken aback by my stunning recreation of Brandon Fincher’s visage that I cast the others to the fire. I will get on these soon, because the planet Earth demands it!
Next on The Joseph Luster Report: Tales from the Lounge Beyond Infinity!
subhumanzoids 
It was also worth it to see Helen Mirren’s sexy 60 year old cleavage!
I went to imdb to call you out on her age, because I thought she was younger, but she’s, like, 62.
And it is worth it to hear Celine Dion mutilating my favorite piece of music from Once Upon A Time in America!
I have to agree about Mirren’s cleavage. God save the boobs.