I’m seriously leaning toward freezing myself in anticipation for Michael Bay’s big fuck-all Transformers flick. I know it doesn’t seem like it’s far off, but a lot of bullshit dead-air falls between now and July 3rd/4th, and I’d personally rather skip it all like a bad cutscene.
But my options are vast. Do I got for the traditional ice box, suitable for anything from pizza to liquor, but a bit too powerful for something like gelato?
Or do I research advanced cryogenics and go all out in my endeavor?
I could always use the old tried and true method of time travel, like some disheveled and homeless Dr. Who (well, I guess he’s kind of homeless already).
I feel like Cartman when he was waiting for the Wii to come out.
subhumanzoids 
I suggest you go for the drunken stupor. I think it’ll certainly be the cheapest alternative.
Wise choice, my friend.