Get ready for the biggest sci-fi/action radio drama to ever hit the airwaves. The Adventures of Jake Laser and Dynamite Jackson brings the soul of outer space to your eardrums!
Action!
Drama!
The logistics of Reverse Quantum Spacesploration!
Romance!?
Interesting Planets!
Beautiful women!
Beautiful men!
Aliens!
Keep your dials tuned to this station for more information, but for now, enjoy this promo spot:
Jake Laser Promo #1 (0:48)
subhumanzoids 
Sometimes I think to myself “Man, Joe isn’t that big of a nerd.”Then you do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
I’ve obviously been crafting some absurd shroud of dignity through which you have trouble spotting the abnormally postured, grotesque mutant within!
me and Laser been slaughterin’ bitches since the year un milione.(that there’s Italian fo: one mill ..for all a youse illiterate mofucks)-Dynomite Jackson
That shit sounds EPIC.I wonder if Brian May’s too busy to write a theme song…
Brandon, it’s going down next week if you want in!
You bet your ass I do!Show me some lines and I’ll do my best to sound constipated, pissed about being constipated, and Japernese, all in the same breath.