This was sent to the Robotronic Dynamite! Myspace page. The location on that page is listed as “Dr. Wily’s Castle,” so hilarity naturally ensues.
Hey Robotronic Dynamite!
How’s it goin? I’m Whitney and I just moved to the Dr. Wily’s Castle area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Dr. Wily’s Castle a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
Too bad I don’t date filthy, evil robots! So far, I’ve narrowed it down to these foxy ladies.
subhumanzoids 
I’d be more than happy to think it was any one of those hot bitches!
Personally, I’ve always had a thing for hardhat.
I think it was probably the blue brick.