Okay, it’s time to put a completely unnecessary amount of control in your hands; control that I have the extreme power to revoke at the drop of a hat. In fact, it’s very likely that I’ll do just that, but there’s no way to tell!
Without spoiling the premise, I’m going to offer you a grab bag from which to pull the title of my next movie. I’ll only say that it does, indeed, involve the homeless in some way. Now, CHOOSE!
°I’LL SQUAT WHERE I DAMN WELL PLEASE
°HOBO JOHN AND THE GARAGE MURDERS
°I’LL SQUAT WHERE I LIKE, YA BASTARDS!
°HOBO HARRY AND THE DIRTY SQUATTERS
°I’M HOMELESS AND I’M PIPIN’ MAD!
°I SHIT ON YOUR LEGS
7 thoughts on “Next Bigwig Film Title: You Decide!”
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“I Shit On Your Legs”I like the I Spit On Your Grave allusion, along with the fact that I like crapping and I like when other people crap.(I posted this and realized that I misspelled like… every other word, all ten of them so I deleted it and tried again)
I’m torn between “I Shit on Your Legs!” and “Hobo John and the Garage Murders”. Have you also considered the less flashy, but still kinda Death Wish-like, “Squatters’ Rights”, or possibly “Homelesscide!”?
Hahaha, I think the only reason I didn’t was because I wanted an unnecessarily long title.
i like the pipin mad one.
i’ll throw my vote in for “Hobo John & the Garage Murders”..
“I Shit On Your Legs” all the way.