Here’s a frightfully bad portrait of Count “What is a man?” Dracula, courtesy of me. This is why I stick to anthropomorphic fish and black superheroes. If I had actually been commissioned by the Count himself to do this, there is no doubt in my mind that my blood would have been very sucked by now.
“Blah! Fangs for nothing!”
subhumanzoids 
dear god, its as if the count is trying to rip through the 4th wall in your picture. BRILLIANT!