Spooky Toy of the Day: My Buddy

Come on, these rampaging ragdolls weren’t there to be your “buddy,” they were obviously there to suck the life essence from your slowly developing husk of a body, rendering you nothing more than a skeletal frame with some pale, dead skin draped over it.

Just look at your “buddy’s” vacant yet all-knowing stare around :08. That’s the look of an evil conduit bursting at the sweatshop-manufactured seams with a killer’s intent. That is, without a single doubt, the last thing that you will see before you die.

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