Right now I have the most stereotypical Walgreens kind of cold. The kind where some poor shmohawk sniffles and sneezes his way into the store to buy over the counter meds and gets everyone else horribly sick in the process. I might put on a large brown overcoat, grab a wad of Kleenex and do just that.
Fitting, then, that I now feel like my very own creation: Grossman.
subhumanzoids 
so is he an antihero or what?