While you wouldn’t need to know this ‘less you lived here, we have “power rankings” at our apartment. It’s really easy to fall out of place in the rankings, especially if you’re away from the apartment for a noticeable amount of time. Anyway, pictured below are the current rankings, as posted AND frequently updated on our refrigerator.
Last night and tonight I drew and cut out some appropriate avatars for each of us. For those keeping score, I am “Joe” and I am the piranha plant with the black beanie.
subhumanzoids 
Who the fuck is this Gregory and how do I make him my pet?
Hahaha, nice drawing on those avatars!