“Hello, kiddies! You know what they say about procrastination… all’s fair so long as you don’t submit your articles… DEAD LAST! (Hee hoo ha ha hahahahaaa!). That brings us to today’s tendon-snapping tale, which finds Joseph Luster doing everything he can to put off his work, even if it means pulling a real… ALL-FRIGHTER! In this CUTTHROAT industry, coming in late might force him to take up a… nom de TOMB! (Hee hoo ha ha hahahahaaa!)
I call this sizzling short… WRITER’S SHOCK!”
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