As we all know, there’s no greater symbol of self-reverence than Rick Ross. That’s why I’m here to provide the countless Rozay fans out there with a means to wear their eternal respect, loudly proclaiming their love for M-M-M-M-Maybach Music.

Consider this a DIY guide. All you need to pull off the tattoo below is a few hundred dollars, a beer gut, and some medium to large breasts.


BONUS: A while (couple years?) ago, rad comic artist James Harvey set up the occasional activity on his tumblr, and one tasked everyone with replacing Rick Ross’s missing hood ornament by drawing it back on his whip. Here’s the one I contributed:


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