Continued from yesterday, [bark] won 14 to 13. Really close! And so…
BOWF! Your bark echoes through the cave, blows out the torches, cracks every egg open, and smashes the bridge. Whoa. A phosphorescent glow leaks from the shells, barely lighting the area.
A tiny voice squeaks through the resounding boom of your bark. Something in the water calls out to you. The glow of the yolk lights up a little face, which asks why you’re being so loud. It thinks maybe you’re lost, and says maybe it can help. It’s got a nice little raft, it does. Says It’s got food and clean water back home, too.
You need a break from barking, so you have two options.
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