Please, Tomonobu, don’t hurt ’em.
I’m a professional when it comes to Pikmin. I know everything there is to know about that game. You go against me head-to-head in Pikmin 2, and I’ll show you who’s boss. [Laughs] I’ve probably played somewhere between 500 and 700 matches.
Okay, now you’ve gone too far!
Some mood music
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This was sent to the Robotronic Dynamite! Myspace page. The location on that page is listed as “Dr. Wily’s Castle,” so hilarity naturally ensues.
Hey Robotronic Dynamite!
How’s it goin? I’m Whitney and I just moved to the Dr. Wily’s Castle area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Dr. Wily’s Castle a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
Too bad I don’t date filthy, evil robots! So far, I’ve narrowed it down to these foxy ladies.
It’s been a while since I posted a new comic! For those of you just joining us, in the past I have scanned and translated various short stories by the prolific Japanese duo of disgust, Dudu Blaq & Dirty Earl. Some past entries include:
Express
Lil’ Daichi Dipshit (cover)
Well, those are kind of light-hearted; gross but funny. Next, I am going to take you to their darker side for the first time. Prepare yourselves for:
Pulmonary Dog Pound (1987)
subhumanzoids 