in the mouth of strider’s soundtrack

As some of you probably know, a new Strider game is on the way. While I have a handful of reservations about it—it’s coming from developer Double Helix (Silent Hill: Homecoming), which doesn’t exactly have the best track record—I think I’d be happy with a mediocre game so long as it retained the series’ insane music.

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Dave Coulier swings through in an attempt to distract us from the rad Mega Drive cover art
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Seriously, click to make this bigger and just swim in it for a while

I played Strider on Sega Genesis so much as a kid that its tunes just became another matter-of-fact aspect of life that slowly crept into the background. Is music supposed to sound like this? Well, it does now, kid.

Beyond the relatively straightforward and safe opening track were bonkers jams like this:

And who could forget this absolutely mental ditty from the Amazon stage?

The music in the NES game is definitely more in line with Capcom’s offerings of the time, but I’ll never forget the cacophony of madness blasting from that rowdy Genesis sound chip. Here’s the full arcade version for good measure. Let’s all agree that, whatever Double Helix ends up delivering, it won’t be acceptable unless the soundtrack makes us question reality itself.

For the curious, the latest trailer for the 2014 Strider:

man gataro: even more master strokes

If there’s one thing the past few years of modest visitor counts has proven, people are starved for Man Gataro. The relatively enigmatic Japanese comicker was first featured on this very blog back in 2009, and it looks like people still search for any kind of fleeting glimpse of his work to this day.

Thus, I bring you even more Man Gataro!

The following is a quick selection from the pages of Chinyuki, which is the author’s own twisted take on the classic Journey to the West story. As was the case with the previous scan, it doesn’t really take much knowledge of the language to appreciate this sequence at its most primal level. Sure, it helps, but I think these images mostly speak for themselves…

Note: Read from right to left

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wer ist buttmuscle?

If you follow me on the many social media platforms I dominate on a daily basis, you’ve likely been pulling your hair out, rocking back and forth in a cold corner pleading, “WHO IS BUTTMUSCLE?” for the past week or so.

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Well, clearly he’s one of the world’s newest, freshest heroes, but there’s much more to Buttmuscle than a simple one-off picture. You may not get your answer right away, but the image below should help you rest assured that one day—perhaps a day not far from this very one in which we’re all currently living and breathing—you will.

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Stay tuned…

rozay

As we all know, there’s no greater symbol of self-reverence than Rick Ross. That’s why I’m here to provide the countless Rozay fans out there with a means to wear their eternal respect, loudly proclaiming their love for M-M-M-M-Maybach Music.

Consider this a DIY guide. All you need to pull off the tattoo below is a few hundred dollars, a beer gut, and some medium to large breasts.

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BONUS: A while (couple years?) ago, rad comic artist James Harvey set up the occasional activity on his tumblr, and one tasked everyone with replacing Rick Ross’s missing hood ornament by drawing it back on his whip. Here’s the one I contributed:

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