Category: Comics

This month’s C.R.P. belongs to the folks at Dragonball – The Movie. No, it’s not a production show detailing behind the scenes action, it’s dudes with no connection to the movie sitting around pontificating on what the outcome will be. A Futurecast, if you will. From the new episode synopsis:

This episode was recorded last monday with Trunks, Craig, myself and JP. In it, we discussed a wide variety of topics such as how we want the movie to start, what we thought of the latest pictures, what we think of the cast, and so on.

Think about that for a minute, then listen if you dare!

“Huh?”

Cool poster, dull movie.

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Yes, I realize I haven’t posted in a long time. But I assure you I’ve been spending every waking hour thinking about stuff like Madballs, Rambo, and all that junk, so nothing’s changed.

Today I was in Target when I noticed some toys called SPY GEAR. Now, any mid-twenties clown worth their salt remembers SpyTech, gadgets devised to turn an average, everyday kid into a regular James Bond (Jr.). I was no stranger to the technological wizardry behind these plastic delights, owning both the Rearview-Mirror Sunglasses and the Periscope. The latter can be seen in the following ad. I didn’t search too long on YouTube, so I only found the Spanish version, but I’m betting that was the best possible outcome.

Compare that to the dweebs playing with Spy Gear. I’d love to challenge them to some sort of stealthy competition, perhaps staged in a large, empty warehouse full of traps and secrets. Do you really think their “Lazer Trip Wire” could stop us? A dog can get past it.