Apartment One Power Rankings

While you wouldn’t need to know this ‘less you lived here, we have “power rankings” at our apartment. It’s really easy to fall out of place in the rankings, especially if you’re away from the apartment for a noticeable amount of time. Anyway, pictured below are the current rankings, as posted AND frequently updated on our refrigerator.


Last night and tonight I drew and cut out some appropriate avatars for each of us. For those keeping score, I am “Joe” and I am the piranha plant with the black beanie.

Neo-Human of the Week: Oil Bambara


Oil Bambara, pictured above, is a particularly crafty member of the Neo-Human elite. Dressed as a genie, this oozing cyclopean beast tricks an otherwise sweet young girl into committing arson across town thanks to his hypnotic pot of oil. With the pot clutched tightly in hand, she spills its contents in buildings and razes them with glassy-eyed nonchalance. If I were to wager a guess, I’d say Oil Bambara weighs 127kg and is made of pure burning evil.

Quote: “You cannot escape from my world of fire!”
Inazuman to Oil Bambara: “Oil is your weapon, and your weakness! Your body is made of oil! I will use my powers to blow it up!”