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Hope this tides you over, because it might be a little quiet around here for the next few days. Off to Otakon!

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Here’s my entry into this year’s Official Bigwig Productions 18 Hour Film Project, Big League Chew.

Big League Chew (YouTube)

48 hours? That’s way too long! We’re proud to announce the first “annual” Bigwig Productions 18 Hour Film Project. You won’t be given any genres to choose from, and you won’t be given any character restrictions. I’ll take your word for it that you finished it all in roughly 18 hours.

I should have my submission up by tomorrow morning. The deadline for anyone else that’s interested is whenever you can get around to it!

This week is pure TV game MADNESS. Tune in over at the blog or subscribe at the iTunes music store!

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The game in question (play it!)

Rose & Camellia is a Japanese flash-based game in which you play a broad that gets in smack fights with other broads. I don’t read jappernese, but it’s probably an argument about a doily or the color of a bedspread.

You start off in a pretty easy battle against what appears to be, for lack of better words, a bitch. By mousing across her face, you slap her, and selecting to evade and then mousing over your own mug dodges the next attack and gives you room to counter. It’s basically Mike Tyson’s Punch Out for dames.

The above screen is as far as I made it, but I’m gonna go ahead and scream for a Wii version. Maybe they could even make a plastic slap-hand attachment and sell it for $19.99!