Take the Food, You Hungry Sluts


I don’t know if I can play BK’s Sneak King on 360 again. Ever. I’m really surprised I made it through my sleep without any recurring night terrors. The game itself is a crushing commentary on greed and the declining value of the US dollar. Even if you hide in a trashcan and pop out to give someone a hamburgesa before they pass out, they will be hungry again shortly! All these people do is consume your hearty meals and spout Sims-like gibberish, and if they don’t get a burger in 30 goddamn seconds they pass out from exhaustion.

Oh yeah, John, you left your copy of Sneak King over here. But screw you, I’m taking this trash to Mt. Doom.

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