In Which The JLR Completely Skipped Over the Fools of April with a Nimble Maneuver Worthy of Photocapture

I am not the type to play silly jokes on my readers, so you were all spared the humiliation of April 1st!

This post is a good start for a new week and a new month, and is probably most beneficial to any newer readers we may have with us. Extend to them your experienced hands. Guide them through my kingdom; bathe them and treat them nicely. Do not mock them for asking who I am!

I am Joseph Luster. I am a writer and fancy myself somewhat of a dandy! This is where you can find me:

Kung Fu Cult Cinema: Semi-regular contributions as a reviewer/editor; Asian Cinema and such. Full Metal Tracksuit is a very irregular column I do on KFCC, but I like writing about this stuff a lot. Tokusatsu is among every cool person’s most favourite things in life.

Got Next: TV game writing. I’m the “home video” editor or something? I’m supposed to write about anime, but I like writing about games even more. You should play some with me sometime on the Xbox 360!

Animerica: I am the Features Editor for the Best Buy and Borders issues… which are the only issues, but I felt I should specify that they physically exist in the wild. Please pick one up and read my words. You may then do whatever you like with it.

Come June you will see my writing in the future hit magazine Otaku USA! I am excited, are you!?

I like to draw comics. This is but one of them.

Bigwig Productions: I make movies. My friends and I are very awesome and we work hard to entertain you. I have also been writing for the screen and maybe I’ll talk about that stuff in the future?

Rabies Babies: I am in a rap group.

More to come!