Woodchipper Massacre Half-time Show

The youngest boy finally got his mail-order Rambo survival knife from the postman. After running inside with it, the wicked Aunt Tess proclaims that she “will not have a weapon of that caliber in this house!”

When all is said and done, there’s no way I’m going to be able to convey the essence of this movie in words. I’ll give you all a big ol’ picture parade, but I’m going to go ahead and refuse to write up this incredible specimen of shot-on-video, Casio scored glory. It’s like Bigwig Productions whisked The Artist Formerly Known as Kojiro Abe back in time and gave him a grand and too many light stands to make his magnum opus.

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