An officer of the law on the subject of crack:
“You can’t just get off that stuff on your own. Superman takes a hit of crack, he gets hooked.”
They’re showing “Cops 2.0” right now, in which G4 loads the screen with trivia and junk, potentially obscuring the tattered boxer shorts of a bearded derelict.
Mr. Keen: I’ve learned a Valuable Lesson: No Computer, no matter how smart, could ever replace a human being.”
Blitz: “Arf Arf!”
Bowser: But there’s nothing wrong with having a computer as a man’s best friend.