This is perhaps the most unapologetically lame and nerdy thing you’re bound to see today. Yes, it’s a video of me playing Super Contra! Within its savage walls, I show you gaming so raw that its musculature is left exposed to an arid post-apocalyptic climate.
I don’t know what you’ll enjoy more, the “kickin’ tunes” or the occasional sound of me tapping furiously on the X button!
Enemies in the Sky (YouTube)
subhumanzoids 
Contra 4 soon.-Nick The Newbie
Are you fucking kidding me bro? I hate Super Contra, fucking bullets are lagged or something. Over head boards suck. You should have died like 3 times on that level alone. But I’m still in love with your penis.
Sorry, but you’re gonna have to play with me soon, sucka! At least to help me nab a few online achievements.You know you want to!
the only thing that’s missing is the footage of you jumping from your couch and then it pauses in mid air while the camera zooms in on your face, and then an 80’s jam plays
For that, I’ll just say “coming soon.”
The spray gun is so much better in super c than the original!
Your Mom’s a helicopter and I could dismantle her in 60 seconds!