The Precursor to Resident Evil 5

Umberto Lenzi’s Black Demons

“A black man… he look-a like a zombie!”
This grody 1991 monstrosity is truly one for the books. An American woman travels through Brazil with her brother and British boyfriend, but car trouble lands them in a fazenda under the hospitality of another couple and their voodoo maid, Maria. Of course, this is well after the brother strayed from the pack and observed a wild spirit-evoking macumba ritual, got a necklace from an old, fat black dude with no pupils, and recorded the whole event on his cassette player, becoming possessed in the process.

While at the couple’s home, he enters the adjacent graveyard and jams his new tape, giving rise to the spirits of six slaves and triggering the eyeball-hooking, head-stabbing curse to end all eyeball-hooking, head-stabbing curses. Some choice exchanges go as follows:

“Did you hear anything?” – “No.” – “I thought I heard a noise. It sounded like rattling chains.”

“It’s clear they intend to kill us all” – “Well I don’t intend to die here like an idiot!”

“I thought Jose’s imagination was running overboard when he said someone used the black magic ritual to evoke the damned souls of six negro slaves.”

Despite what the bad acting would lead you to believe, the movie is surprisingly tame. As far as Lenzi’s flicks go, Black Demons is one of the worst (heck, even he says it’s awful), but in the realm of black zombie slave revenge thrillers, it’s right on top!