October is truly the perfect month to maintain a mustache; all the more so were there a bristly breeze in favour of the steamy heat! Won’t you join me?
Jesus, that picture is begging for an R.I.P. dedication. It’s like an old polaroid of a dead uncle I’ve never met; a yearbook snapshot of that one thirty year-old douchebag in your high school Home Economics class.
subhumanzoids 
you look like a confused gay biker.
I just so happen to be a slightly confused gay bicyclist.
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I think that shit looks DASHING.
You look like Phil Jackson’s gay son.
you look like the man I’ve always wanted to be.
I want to be raped by that man in the picture. He shall be known as Sanchez Joe from now on.
I call the first mustache ride!